The refraction of right off my nalgene bottle. Funny how simple things can be so pretty.So there are 2 main things I wanna talk about today.
1. The pressing need for the male students in SAJC to learn to clean up after themselves.
Not irony, no figurative crap here. I'm talking about literal crap.
Seriously, after you use the toilet- FLUSH.
You're 18, the least you could do is to clean your own shit.
You can style your hair real nice, and buy the nicest looking shoes and eastpak/yakpak/wtv, and still you can't even literally clean up your own shit.
And this isn't just me saying this from one day of experiencing this lack of shit-cleaning.
Its coming from over a year of experience.
So. Thats that.
2. Another thing, strangely enough also to do with shit, is that I had to take one this morning, while in school during assembly. Pardon the straightforwardness:)
So I texted Ernie to let her know that I was there so she could tell Madam, but apparently her phone died this morning.
I didn't text Madam cause I did before and she didn't even bother to check her phone, so I wasn't gonna waste time, money, and effort.
So, later I called Madam, who didn't pick up (figures.) and texted her.
And her reply goes something like this:
"Use toilet at home. Rpt 2 me during free period."
Okay. We have a problem.
1. I would not use the school toilet if I had a choice.
2. I can't control when I shit. God made it this way.
3. Its not like I didn't try to contact you about it.
4. Its not like I can really contact you in advance about these things cause they just happen real fast.
and later before GP:
"Next time come to me and tell me before you use the toilet."
You don't seem to have a solid understanding of how the phenomenon of excrement-production occurs.
Lemme break it down for you.
1. you eat
2. several hours later, you body has the sudden and uncontrollable need to sit down on the porcelain express and shit ( or, just shit on the floor if you happen to be that one SAJC student. Seriously, on the floor? You went through 10 years of education and you shat on the floor...seriously. ).
Okay, ranting done.
Nothing else much today, cept the huge task of painting a banner for CNY, which I didn't contribute much to cause I was dead tired (sorry).
Don't expect a blog post tomorrow ( If any of you do ), cause its a long day and I end at 7.30pm.
K, so here are some things I wanna ask you guys:
1. Worst case scenarios of shitting that you've heard about. Lemme know in the tagboard.
2. Anything you have to say to the SAJC boys and their toilet habits, also in the tagboard.
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